TP's Irish Restaurant and Sports Pub in Rochester (Penfield), NY
(585) 385-4160 | 916 Panorama Trail Rochester, New York 14625 | Bar Hours: Mon-Fri 11:30am-2am; Sat & Sun 12pm-2am | Restaurant serves until 10pm (9pm on Sundays)
TP's Irish Restaurant and Sports Pub - Rochester (Penfield), New York

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes 2015 #1

We want to make sure you’re the funniest guy at the bar this St. Patrick’s Day so TP’s is bringing you a new Irish Joke everyday from now through St. Patrick’s Day. Here’s our first joke that will have your friends slapping their knees all day long:

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from
a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one
of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the
castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated
that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, “Make the
entire ocean into beer!”

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: “Nice going idiot! Now
we’re going to have to piss in the boat.”

Check back often for more Irish Jokes and St. Patrick’s Day content, and stop in all month long to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with us!

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