Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (And another Irish Joke!)

Happy St. Patrick’s day from TP’s Irish Pub!  Come out today and celebrate with authentic Irish meal specials (including Corned Beef and Cabbage, Guinness Battered Fish Fry and Irish Cottage Pie).  Plus, celebrate our 30th Anniversary by sharing your favorite TP’s memory with us or voting in the second round of the My Favorite Meal Tournament!

Don’t forget that we’ll also have coverage of all NCAA Tournament games (including the first round games tonight), so come out and fill out your brackets with us!  Happy Hour runs from 3-7pm.

Here’s your special Irish Joke for St. Patrick’s Day 2015:

An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.

It’s no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.

‘So… you’ve been out drinking again!’

‘How did you know?’ he asks, his head hung in shame.

‘The pub called– you left your damn wheelchair down there again!’

Posted on March 17th, 2015

St. Patrick’s Jokes 2015 #2

A daily dose of funny to help build some excitement for St. Patrick’s Day, here’s today’s Irish Joke from TP’s Irish Pub:

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land– one, two, three– in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another… the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting ‘Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!’

Check back often for more jokes, music and information on the TP’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration!

Posted on March 13th, 2015

Why TP’s is the most authentic Irish Pub in Rochester

Back in 1985, TP’s Irish Pub founder, Timothy Patrick Baumer, had a vision of a true Irish Pub that appeared as though it was picked up off the face of Ireland, flown across the Atlantic and dropped in Rochester, New York. This vision resulted in a meticulous focus in creating the most authentic Irish Pub that Rochester, NY had ever seen, complete with custom made items from Ireland and an Irish spirit that cannot be found anywhere else.

The stone walls, cozy and private seating booths and comfortable setting are all part of achieving a true Irish Pub atmosphere that makes every trip to TP’s feel like a mini vacation to Ireland. In addition, some of the most iconic items in TP’s – the Irish County Flags that hang from our rafters – were hand stitched in Dublin, Ireland and delivered carefully back to the States.

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Posted on March 13th, 2015

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