Happy St. Patrick’s day from TP’s Irish Pub! Come out today and celebrate with authentic Irish meal specials (including Corned Beef and Cabbage, Guinness Battered Fish Fry and Irish Cottage Pie). Plus, celebrate our 30th Anniversary by sharing your favorite TP’s memory with us or voting in the second round of the My Favorite Meal Tournament!
Don’t forget that we’ll also have coverage of all NCAA Tournament games (including the first round games tonight), so come out and fill out your brackets with us! Happy Hour runs from 3-7pm.
Here’s your special Irish Joke for St. Patrick’s Day 2015:
An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.
It’s no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.
‘So… you’ve been out drinking again!’
‘How did you know?’ he asks, his head hung in shame.
‘The pub called– you left your damn wheelchair down there again!’